KICK-ASS SCRIPT: WHERE DO I SEND?

[SoulJacker]

Lord, you are so dumb.

Can you not see I'm the chap who *doesn't* *know* this stuff? DUH

This is why I was asking the forum. DUH

You are talking as if I now what to do and that it's easy (Is it? I don't know thats why I'm asking you for God sake!!!) but this is the stuff I DON'T KNOW. DUH

THANKS FOR SAYING SOMETHING USEFULL. DUH

Why is it that most people's biggest obstacle is dumb posters who don't get their point across !!!! DUHDUHDUHDUHDUHDUDUHDUH

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[eddie]

um - if you look back over these posts you can see that you do actually answer your own question.

You already know the answers you just need to learn that you do. (its called the Socratic method and Im a smart arse.)

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[miker]

those who lack initiative will lack a career in the media industry

cut me some slack souljacker, either you're thirteen and not ready to join an industry or you're forty and never going to be ready to join an industry

the world of media is tough, and you'll get slated worse than anyone on this board would ever dish out. and behind your back too, most likely

the root of the industry is communications, you obviously picked up on my 'duh' vibe, which possibly vindicates me as a good communicator

you are either a sheep or a shepherd, the manipulated or the manipulator

that's just the way the world is, the sooner you learn that the sooner you can rise above it and get on with your life and live it how you want, not how the system dictates. that's when you will realise that the system aint all bad because it does lend itself to those who are prepared to embrace it

God helps those who help themselves, in the classical sense

anyway, WTF am I on a rant here?! I'm giving away my upperhand to the threadreaders at large ...

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[SoulJacker]

This. Is. Getting. Sad.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, helvetica, sans serif">quote:</font><HR> um - if you look back over these posts you can see that you do actually answer your own question.
You already know the answers you just need to learn that you do. (its called the Socratic method and Im a smart arse.)
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I pretty much know you need a agent, the point is I DONT KNOW HOW YOU *get one*. Why the fuck don't you understand what I'm on about? I asked where do you go after you have made, what you consider to be, a kick ass script. I thought I'd get an answer like "well, *sniff* you have to go find *sniff* and agent, you do this buy *sniff* doing BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Not the bullshit most have served up

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, helvetica, sans serif">quote:</font><HR> the world of media is tough, and you'll get slated worse than anyone on this board would ever dish out. and behind your back too, most likely<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Miker you don?t whom the fuck you?re talking too. I *have* worked in media as regular contributor to dailyradar.com, uknside.com and a moderator on the C&VG website. All at a PROFESIONAL LEVEL. I.E. I GOT PAID. A friend has gave me a couople of *contacts* but he said I need agent.

This is new to me hence me asking this question. I don?t expect to get everything *right* first time and expect to find it tough, but this questions is fuckin simple;

HOW DO YOU GET AN AGENT!!!!!????!!!!



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[SoulJacker]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, helvetica, sans serif">quote:</font><HR> God helps those who help themselves, in the classical sense<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Miker are you retarded? Seriously, are you a bit slow? Can you not see that buy trying to find information like this, I am trying to progress, *get to that higher level* or help my self out. I am asking others for a hand but I am the instigator.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, helvetica, sans serif">quote:</font><HR>the root of the industry is communications <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

By posting on this forum am I not trying to communicate? That?s the point of a forum right? To communicate with others.


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[deanl]

Hey there.

Jeez. Is it so hard? Cant you guys just give advise rather than trying to prove how smart you are. Or here is an idea. If you have nothing usefull to say. DONT SAY POST A REPLY. This board has turned into a place for certain snobs (or wankers. You decide) to booste there own ego by shitting on others.

The guy is asking where he should take a script after its completed, he knows he needs an agent, but he dosn't know HOW to GET ONE?

I'd suggest buying The Writers and Artists Yearbook. It only costs a ten quid and its full of great info and how to get in contact with book publishers, literary agents, tv and film producers and it has a cool list of sites for writers.

If I was you thats where I would start.

This book realy is a good buy. I know a women she is a houswife who liked drawing. She aint a great artist book she got this book. Got an agent. She just sends him her designs. Shes been getting a few hundred quid a month the last few months because her pictures are being put on Christmas cards and Pillow cases. Ok so the agent is probably rippin her of but she doesnt care. Shes gettin paid for doing something she enjoys.

What the fuck that has to do with script writing I dont know.

Oh yeah. Whats all this mutha fuckin cock suckin talk about swearing being a bad mutha fukin thing. Ya fuckin Skunk pussy. Pull ya head out.

WHAT DA FUCK.

Despin out.

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[Chance1234]

When Hostboards turn nasty !

ouch!



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[SoulJacker]

Finally someone speaks sense!!!

Despin wins a badge

Cheers mate LEAST SOMEONE IS HELPFULL ROUND HERE.

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[miker]

it's interesting to me that my single 'duh' on my first response seems to have really pissed a lot of people off.

i quit

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[miker]

here is my first hit from typing "uk script agent directory" into google
http://dmoz.org/Arts/Writers_Resources/Screenwriting/

not bad for a retard, huh?!
(massages ego with wanking motion)

but then, what do I know. I rarely swear except for all the time and haven't written for any prestigous publications

i understand that souljacker's quest for help may have frustrated him from a single 'duh' response which he felt he couldn't ignore. if only he'd spend five seconds on google, duh.

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